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December 14th, 2019. 11 AM, GMT+7 (Southeast Asian timezone), Thailand.

"Now we have a propaganda supporting them, with all evidences unfolded. We will make a novel out of ourselves, in which we are rightfully each other. As we can see, we can find fan-girls and fan-boys of BL novels with writing talents and recruit them for our cause. We have noticed their talents to make the impossible become possible." Alexander Iscariot discussed with his men.

"Our HR department have sensed the appearance of a blonde nerd named Fah. He's the nerdy version of Phun although not biologically related to him." Jasper reported.

"Also, there's a Phun and a Noh who looked completely idiotic. I don't know if Phun and Noh of both Love Sick and Reminders versions are the same or completely separate entities." Ruben said.

"One and the same, that's for sure. Noh is 1.80 meters tall, Phun is 1.75 meters tall. Their 2014 photos showed that Noh's head was slightly shaved and Phun's hair was in a bowl cut. Their 2019 photos showed that Noh and Phun had longer hair. Their faces changed very little. Time flies, man changes." William said.

"A swimming club has come." A voice came out.

It was Sterling who was analyzing the facial traits of Pete Pichaya and Tutor. He was fascinated to know that they looked very similar to each other if ignoring their individual backgrounds.

In Can's family house, Le was cuddling the family pet dog Gucci. Can was pouting and whining as usual, since he wasn't so pleased with himself after reading an online boys' love novel in which Can was shipped with Luis Torres from the Iscariot Army Corps, also known as Luis de la Cadaver Toro. Can lay on the sofa in his home, his arms stretched out. He couldn't understand how anyone could make a joke on his whiny childish personality by shipping him with another stupid boar even more than he was. Luis Torres was indeed a personality only relied on brawn instead of brain, but he was a hulking zombie clad in ancient Spanish conquistador armor with horns on his helmet and a red matador cape.

"Can was very bored. Can couldn't know why Can was dragged into another mess." Can told himself.

Upon reading the very same online novel, Can's heart hurt as he knew Tin was shipped with Pete Pichaya instead of him, while Ae was shipped with Sengoku Senjiro the demon samurai from feudal Japan.

Knowing that he would inevitably meet the stranger he would never want to know, Can lay on the sofa sulking: "Whoever writes this novel must have been on crack."

Can looked at another online boys' love novel, and it went really wacky. Instead of Tin and Pete being shipped together, Tin was shipped with Wang Yibo from China and Pete was shipped with a very certain dude in Korea known as Kim Taehyung, while Ae was in love with Can.

"Are those novels writing about alternate universes?!" Can's fragile mind got shattered.

Soon after that, however, Can calmed himself and told himself not to believe everything he saw.

In Chiang Mai of Thailand, Alexander Iscariot trained his apostles and then sent them out with the instruction: "Preach, saying: 'The Kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.'" Now he organized a witnessing campaign in Chiang Mai. To start this campaign, Alexander took all his disciples and sent them out by twos. Thus, there were several teams of Kingdom preachers in the territory, where "the harvest is great, but the workers are few." They were to go in advance into places where Alexander might follow. They were to cure the sick and spread the same message that Alexander had been proclaiming. These disciples were not to focus on teaching in synagogues. Alexander told them to go to people's homes. "Wherever you enter into a house," he instructed, "say first: 'May this house have peace.' And if a friend of peace is there, your peace will rest upon him." What was to be their message? Alexander said: "Tell them: 'The Kingdom of God has come near to you.'" He also said: "Do not rejoice because the spirits are made subject to you, but rejoice because your names have been written in the heavens. Happy are the eyes that see the things you are seeing. For I say to you, many prophets and kings desired to see the things you are observing but did not see them, and to hear the things you are hearing but did not hear them."

In fact, Alexander was making a PR campaign for his own wacky boys' love storybook, in which he and his disciples were the main characters in love with the boys. The storybook written by Alexander was very dark and gloomy as his own house. Here were the couples he personally shipped from the Thai BL boys with the Iscariot apostles: Fuse with Mahatma, Tee with Zerack, Frame with Michael, Book with Richard, Wayo with Vladimir, Phana with Mikhail, Kit with Edward, Ming with Hwang Hyun, Arthit with Rames/Hafez, Kongpop with Ibrahim, Korn with Caius, Knock with Marcus, Type with Francesco, Tharn with Sterling, Ae with Santiago, Pete Pichaya with Heinrich, Tin with Ruben, Can with Luis, Tar with Jasper, Tum with Qiang Shi, Techno with Senjiro, Kengkla with Wei Min, Apo with Shigeki, Waii with Shinpei, Pete (not Pichaya) with Igor, Kao with Nathaniel, Pree with Xibalba, Rambo with William, Tee with Alexander, Mork with Henry. 

"Arthit, Knock are power bottoms, who are strong-willed and fierce. I don't even think they will let their man gain the upper hand in the relationship and they will let him boss them around." Alexander said.

December 15th, 2019. 11 AM, GMT+7 (Southeast Asian timezone), Thailand.

Fans of boys' love began spreading Alexander's written work like wildfire. It became a hysteria as messed-up boy ships were even more messed up.

"Some wacky writer has written a novel about us." Zon and Saifah said to each other.

"Fortunately, we aren't even involved in that trashy thing." Saifah said.

Even Fighter and Tutor were completely relieved as their names weren't written in Alexander's story.

In the very same day, as Korn and Knock were having beef curry together in a restaurant for lunch, they read Alexander's novel. Tin and Can, Type and Tharn, Tum and Tar, Techno and Kengkla were also in the same restaurant.

Korn: "There are 70 disciples of Iscariot mentioned in the novel."

Knock: "I'm about to puke when thinking of my name written in that novel and shipped with Marcus the undead Ancient Roman. If he ever comes here, I'll punch his undead face till the eyes pops out."

Korn: "Mine was shipped with Caius. I don't think the top boys become bottoms after shipping with the wretched living thing of a dead human."

Type: "Why my name is in the novel and married to a medieval Italian ghost? I just can't ever believe it."

Tharn: "That really sucks as hell."

As the boys lamented their misfortunes regarding to Alexander's novel, Can's little sister Le read the entire novel and was instantly mesmerized.

"It's only a fiction, why fussing around about that?" Le asked Can.

December 16th, 2019. 11 AM, GMT+7 (Southeast Asian timezone), Thailand.

No details of Alexander's fiction came true although it was slightly popular shortly after its release. The novel was just made out from Alexander's own delusional mind, and none of his followers ever touched the Thai boys.

Boys would still be boys, and what was rightfully theirs would still eventually remain theirs. This fact was true with BL couples. Regardless of many men making proposal for them, they still refused to part ways with their loved ones.